(Rated PG-13) Opens March 3 Have you ever had one of those days when things go so badly you think they could never get any worse –- and they do? In this latest screwball comedy, Kresk (Steve Zahn), the world’s worst barber, has most days like that. His landlord evicts him, his wife Karen (Lara Flynn Boyle) divorces him and runs off with their marriage counselor, and his life is literally threatened by a customer, Avnet (Jeff Goldblum), a lowlife ex-con who was involved in the heist of some priceless ancient coins. Sgt. Meredith Kolko (Salma Hayek) jumps on the case of the missing coins, and Elijah Wood is the hired hit man that Kresk takes on when things get a little too crazy and out of hand. The plot gets way too complicated to explain, the cast (including David Hyde Pierce) is great, and did I mention it also stars supermodel Claudia Schiffer? Can’t-go-wrong, good time at the movies.