(rated R, 87 mins)
Udder-ly gross is the only way to describe the tale of a man (Tom Green) who writes, directs and stars in this tale that includes cow milking, horse petting and a lot of newborns and umbilical cords. Including his own. Trying to up the anti and surpass the kings of gross, the Farrelly brothers, this movie will hopefully be the last of the gross out comedies in a story of Gord Brody (Green) who leaves his parents in Oregon (Rip Torn and Julie Hagerty), still attached to his own umbilical cord (literally), working up confidence to travel to L.A. to become an animator. The lack of rhythm, unmatched scenes, and haphazard comedy are so bad that trying to piece meal any semblance of a story is useless. Green ends the movie by saying, “What the fuck am I doing?” I couldn’t have said it better. Oh, and we won’t even get into the title but let’s just say it’s sad to see Torn involved in such a gross out mess.
